Okay, okay, yes, I appropriated the images, but the captions are mine.
And if you have a suggestion or a cartoon, please send it to me.        -roy












        Our team just won the flight C swiss ! !


                 
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            Yes, a wonderful 7NT bid and made!
    The director ruled that I revoked.

               
Never, never admit that you are a bridgeplayer
when flying on United Airlines!




We just bid the grand and we made it!

                                                                                                                       
Yeah, and this is why....  I was forced into a slam off two aces!
    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            


This is where bridge will lead you.



A recitation from Marie Nimmrich
A flea and a fly in a flue
were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly," Let us flee"
"Let us fly," said the flea
So the flea and the fly flew through a flaw in the flue.


    The latest reported coronavirus related death in Israel...
          After 412 days of self-isolation, and playing with him very day on BBO, she strangled him.  

        



A kibitzer watched a money game all day Saturday and late into the night until one player jumped up,
calling his partner the dumbest idiot to ever hold cards, and stormed out.

The remaining three said, "Sit down and finish the rubber."

Although he protested that he didn't understand the game, they persueded him to sit for a couple of hands.

The bidding went, "Four clubs." Which was doubled by his LHO.

"Four diamonds." Which was doubled again by his LHO.

"Four hearts." In desperation, which was followed by two passes and a double by his RHO.

"And a singleton spade." He announced.